Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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