Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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