I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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