Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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