This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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