Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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