Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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