What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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