he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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