Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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