at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
