all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
We need to get me chipped asap
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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