there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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