do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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