i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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