it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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