YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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