Don't you send me to vm
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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