I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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