How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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