you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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