So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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