You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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