I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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