I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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