your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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