butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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