he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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