I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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