Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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