HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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