Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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