Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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