is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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