What a fucking waste of an outfit
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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