let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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