so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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