Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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