those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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