Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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its like you know when i get waxed
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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