pedialite and red bull = repair kit
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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