Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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