I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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