Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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