What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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