I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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