That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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