I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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