dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I think i got beer on your cat.
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