You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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