If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i drank out of a bidet.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We have so much sex to catch up on
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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