I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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